Fatality
there is one thing that always made me feel a little 'marginalized: I was the one that had never been broccoli in a nightclub, in a local gym, in the course of decoupage.
short, the sad reality is that the only place where they are picked up by years is the Internet.
before there was internet and I did not go to discos or to local, so no text.
until yesterday.
in the gym.
make my exercise bike for half an hour sweating like an animal (cited "the ladies perspire, sweat animals") and then I start to do the exercises in the area on the ground, there is a bit 'instead of the far right, I take my pad and I settle.
while in comes a guy that, although there is enough space, sits on my right, leaving five inches between my and his pad.
my impatience to have the volume too high because my neighbor left me:
- you need some 'space? I
a smile that is more a grimace
- in the sense that I made a stupid and obvious question
- no, no
- then you were sour and self-deprecating?
- no, come on, I'll explain later (say in a whisper)
looks at me as if to say "if you explain it to me now I feel guilty for the rest of my life. "
refer back a smile that is becoming more of a grimace squint in an attempt to show the funny guy with eyes on the right.
smiles.
begin the exercises.
- have you been confirmed?
- sorry ?
- that have suffered religious ritual that infuses the presence of God within you? me or I'll confirmations.
and indicates the bar in his hand.
- yes, I was confirmed, but no sign of the presence of God. indeed.
- it means that you have been owned by another?
- eh
- human or superhuman?
burst out laughing.
- do not make me laugh that I can not count.
- and you start again, not make you evil.
are silent for a while '.
- I accidentally heard a conversation between two girls, said that men have become less stupid.
- it is true, but it is a good thing.
looks at me dumbfounded, meanwhile arrives her friend, who teases him
- you do, Collisions beautiful women instead of working?
- thanks for the "beautiful woman"
smile at her.
and this is the best thing about the whole scene.
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